Cripes!

Now That’s A Bit Extreme

A few weeks ago I logged on to www.thatsabitextreme.co.za and nominated Mike Sharman to be Airwaved. It’s kinda like being Punkd, but with hundeds of litres of icy water. Here’s what happened… [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XClLuxWihpk[/youtube] {Evil Laugh} Here’s the original promo video for Airwaves Extreme featuring Biff McHugeLarge, Candy Apple and Joy Rider: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWhR5OvwekQ&feature=related[/youtube] That’s a GREAT…

I Love My…

I can always count on The Luxury Meerkat to sniff out all things smutty and Canadian.  Enter I Love My Muff. I Love My Muff is a range of premium feminine care products that allows women to step up their muff maintenance. Developed by a woman, for women, the range promises to be mild, biodegradable,…

Queenspuke

Those who follow me on Twitter know I have a problem with the badly dressed windows at Queenspark. Once upon a time I used to peruse the rails of the store because the window display invited me in. These days I have to hold the bile down as I’m accosted, regularly, with what I describe…

Brandslut is Trending!

I’ve just had notification via Twitter and Trendsmap that I’m trending in Johannesburg. Basically that means people in Johannesburg are talking about me right now. I hope they’re saying nice things. Other topics trending in Jozi as we speak? 5FM, Gareth Cliff, Mandela, Madiba, Postponed, Valentines and DJ Fresh. I’m fine with that. brandslut xoxo

Groupon Joins the SA Gang Bang

Global deal-of-the-day website and collective buying pioneers, Groupon, have just acquired South African imitators Twangoo, for an undisclosed amount. Groupon appear to be monopolising the group-buying world with the recent purchases of smaller rival companies in Israel as well as India. The Bad Boys at Groupon recently rejected a US$3bn offer from Yahoo and a US$5,3bn offer from Google. Cripes!…

Advertising in Africa

I always accept the flyers that are handed out at intersections because a. the poor sod handing them out is just doing a job and b., every now and then you stumble upon an absolute gem. You know you’re in for a treat when the opening sentence is: “DR. DAVID has been legalised to import…

Bad Santa Shows Harrods the Bird

This is what happens when you sack a disgruntled techno-savvy Father Christmas from Harrods. Brand damage control, help much? This is what some hick grandma had to say, “Honestly, I am disgusted, ” said Irene Rider, 59, from Gary, Indiana. “I was with my grandchildren. We had just gotten off the bus. I said ‘look everybody’ and…