Cripes!

Forever Frustrating

Forever New has recently opened its doors on South African shores and I, like many, am elated. The clothing is beautiful, feminine and reasonably priced and it’s great to have an alternative to Country Road and the rest. I had a little spendgasm at the new Rosebank branch a couple weeks back and after much…

A Snip Off The Old C*ck

I’m just going to cut to the chase. Headache. Hangover. Groan. The Social Strategist and Journoslut are to blame. B*tches. Okay so check out this tear-off phone number ad created by a very crafty Turkish circumsiser, courtesy of Adme Ru. I wonder if Ismat saw an uplift in pene from this campaign? I hope so….

C is for Clowns

Cell C continue to show us their true colours: red, yellow, gold and all things circus. The cellular service provider has been ordered by the ASA to remove its latest campaign featuring the 4Gs symbol which has proved to be misleading and utter bollocks. CEO Lars Reichelt is now back-peddling and claiming that the use…

iBoobs

Ladies, not sure whether or not you’re prepared to drop 30 gorillas on tweaking your twins? Never fear, iAugment App is here! Simply upload a photo of yourself with your weapons of mass distraction out, or in view, should I say, and use the simple tweaker thingie to make ’em bigger or smaller. The new…

McMulti-Billion Dollar Refurbishment

  Sies Whilst lounging pool-side with The Restaurateur (did you know restaurateur does notThe Hot Scientist yesterday at Fairlawns Boutique Hotel and Spa, sippin’ on a strawberry daiq and generally perusing the interweb, I stumbled upon an interesting McNugget of information detailing the McDonald’s 2011 global refurbishment and expansion plan. The world’s largest chain…

Lambshank Redemption?

Fresh from the bag I can’t seem to escape the term sous-vide at the moment and I have to admit, I’m a little disturbed. Sous-vide means ‘under vacuum’ and this term is used to define a cooking method that extends the shelf-life of food by cooking it for a long period of time (sometimes longer…

Limber

Keeping it limber Did you also wake up on Monday morning feeling like you needed a bottle of Myprodol and a weekend? Christmas. Okay, so maybe it had something to do with the Champion’s League 20/20 cricket  on Friday night. Or the virgin excursion to The Sterkfontein Caves at The Cradle of Humankind, or Human-man-kind…