The Brand

Hello, Dear Reader.

 Welcome to Brandslut. If you’ve found me because of Google or another search engine, allow me to introduce myself, albeit prematurely. I currently live at www.brandslut.blogspot.com and I’m in the process of switching platforms to this new blogger-friendly format at www.brandslut.co.za. If you’ve found me it means search engine optimisation (SEO) works and I’ve proved my point….

Unless You Want To Look Like A 70’s P*rn Star

Get your paws on this awesome little Safeway ‘poodle’ trimmer I stumbled upon in Clicks yesterday. It’s impossible to have a perfectly manicured ness (short for selfness) at all times and this is the perfect solution to take the edge off. Comes in a range of cute girly designs and complete with AAA battery and facial…

How Do You Like Them Apples?

I have burgers franchises on the brain this week it seems, man I miss Royale! Jozi is starved for a gourmet burger joint. This isn’t new, but I wish we’d see more of this in South Africa, given that 56% of women and 29% of men in Mzansi are classified as obese. Apparently urban black…

McMulti-Billion Dollar Refurbishment

  Sies Whilst lounging pool-side with The Restaurateur (did you know restaurateur does notThe Hot Scientist yesterday at Fairlawns Boutique Hotel and Spa, sippin’ on a strawberry daiq and generally perusing the interweb, I stumbled upon an interesting McNugget of information detailing the McDonald’s 2011 global refurbishment and expansion plan. The world’s largest chain…

Brand South Africa

The view from at Chaf-Pozi my bean-bag Another cracker weekend lies in my dust and I can almost taste summer. I love how spirits and hem-lines lift as the silly-season approaches. Tomorrow would be a good day to dust off my Adidas MiCoach training regime (here) and get this bushman into shape for Cape Town…

Do Gooders

Humankind’s customisable speech-bubble business cards I met Jessica Simpson for lunch today at the Woolies Café in Hyde Park for our regular: harvest table, The Best cappuccino and a glass of strawberry water. Yum-o! No, I don’t actually say ‘yum-o’, The Rain Man does and I think it’s hysterical, on par with ‘yikes’ which I’ve…

iBoobs

Ladies, not sure whether or not you’re prepared to drop 30 gorillas on tweaking your twins? Never fear, iAugment App is here! Simply upload a photo of yourself with your weapons of mass distraction out, or in view, should I say, and use the simple tweaker thingie to make ’em bigger or smaller. The new…