Unless You Want To Look Like A 70’s P*rn Star

Get your paws on this awesome little Safeway ‘poodle’ trimmer I stumbled upon in Clicks yesterday. It’s impossible to have a perfectly manicured ness (short for selfness) at all times and this is the perfect solution to take the edge off. Comes in a range of cute girly designs and complete with AAA battery and facial hair trimmer for R99. Score! The Wild Woman of Borneo is going to love this!
Keeping your ness, nice.
Yours in all things kempt,
brandslut xoxo

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